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#TeamMafisi proverbs



 Maasai Mara University Team Mafisi descend on  Avril

1.uko sure utapata matatu sahii?

2.Am not after sex.

3.sijawai lala na dame yeyote aki ya nani.

4.Its long since I had sex with my wife..we r together coz of the kids.

5.Huyo dame ni yeye ujilazimisha kwangu.

6.I can't live without you.

7.Ntamwaga nje.

8.come kwangu uone vile gas yangu huwaka vi funny.

9.Babe you don't trust me?

10.Huyo dame ni cousin yangu.

11.come tumalize ka drink Niko nayo home.

12.Tucheze truth or dare na hakuna kukataa chochote.



13.come kwangu kuna bash..reaching there its u and him.
14.Am looking for a chic to marry.
15.Mimi hupimwa kila mwezi.
16.utalala kwa iyo bedroom ingine.
17.you can take the bed..I'll take the couch.
18.ntaiguzisha tu.
19.I love cooking.
20.mtu hafai kulala na jeans.
21.hiyo bra imekukaza sana?nikupatie T-shirt ama?
22.come over jioni ntakupush hadi kwako.
23.ni Mara mob nimelala na dame kitanda moja na hakuna kitu ilifanyika.
24.mii sio fisi.😂😂😂😂

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