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signs that a woman is likely to end up single, and lonely, and probably a pet keeper:

1. She values education and career over marriage and relationship.

2. At age 28, she has more liquor in her refrigerator than fruits and vegetables.

3. At age 27, she’s quaffing neat whiskies like a sailor.

4. She’s into cigarette smoking, or in worst case scenario, addicted to weed.

5. Her idea of fun at age 30 is a night out with the girls.

6. At age 30, she still insists on only dating a tall, dark and handsome guy who is monied and with a six-pack to boot.

7. The idea of cooking for a man is a total turn-off to her.

8. She has never forgiven her father for abusing her mother, or her first boyfriend used to abuse her and she now thinks every man is violent and controlling.

9. She is so much into fashion, and her fortnightly combined expenditure on manicure, pedicure and hair-styling is enough to settle one month’s rent for a three-bedroom house in South C.

10. She is turned on more by boardroom politics than the the pleasurable and humane joys of holding her baby.

11. She can’t imagine giving birth naturally and would rather opt for a Caesarian section, and as far as she is concerned, breastfeeding is a three-week exercise before the kids are introduced to formula.

12. She owns more pants than skirts at the age of 30.

13. She loves having multiple sex partners.

14. Her job involves a lot of travelling and she not even 30 yet.

15. She can easily find a parking spot at a packed nightclub than her way to church.

16. She believes in absolute equality in marriage without any sacrifice or compromise.


 Read more at http://www.sde.co.ke/thenairobian/article/2000195508/how-to-spot-a-single-and-bitter-woman-in-her-30s

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