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KENYAN MEN.....

KALENJIN has one wife and one girlfriend and loves the wife the most...

KIKUYU has one wife ,one girlfriend and loves the girlfriend the most...

TESO has one wife,one girlfriend but loves the housemaid the most..

LUHYA has 2 wives,2 girlfrends bt loves the wives sisters the most...

JALUO has 4 wives,4 girlfriends but loves the neighbors wife the most...

KAMBA has 3wives ,several girlfriends but loves the barmaid the most....

KISII-MERU has 1 wife,many girlfriends and can beat all of them....

MASAAI..has 2 wives,1 girlfriends but loves his boys most...

SOMALI...has 4wives ,no girlfriend but loves his miraa the most.

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